OPEC

What are we thirstier for, oil or Pepsi?

Cocaine

Pure as the driven snow.

Sodomy

For those who will have trouble sitting down to watch the Super Bowl today.

Golden Shower

This one is Chuck Berry’s favorite.

Osama

I heard he’s more of an RC Cola kind of guy.

Blow Job

This piece of the campaign is only found inside port-a-johns around county fairs.

Foreskin

Some would say foreskin is more akin to glass coke bottles.  DRINK IT UP!!!!!

Communism

COMMUNISM WORKS, ASSHOLES.  HAVEN’T YOU SEEN THAT CHE GUEVARA MOVIE?

Fucking Golden!

A corrupt Democrat?  Now THAT’S refreshing!  God bless you Mr. Blagojevich for reminding us that America truly is bipartisan!

Abortion

I think the “flushed” part is the joke.